{"id":4179,"date":"2013-10-12T16:45:15","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T20:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aboutrc.com\/?p=4179"},"modified":"2013-10-12T16:45:56","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T20:45:56","slug":"the-wire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/?p=4179","title":{"rendered":"The Wire"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThis post was originally going to solely be based on one<\/em> thing. Whenever I travel I don’t know why I am always drawn to really bad fake Italian places. I always get the same sick ish looking spag and meatballs. I don’t know why I do it. I just do it. Every time. It’s weird.<\/p>\n

As I was taking the picture, I noticed I messed up. There in front of me is the charge cable draped right over the spaghetti and sauce. It has a clear section covered in sauce. <\/p>\n

Moment of truth. What do you do?<\/p>\n

Doesn’t really matter… Cause what I do is make the charging cable really taught by pulling my phone up..<\/p>\n

… Then suck on the cable. <\/p>\n

Yeah. I don’t know why<\/em> I did this. I just did. <\/p>\n

Right at the moment that a little girl of about 11 is staring right at me<\/em> . We are separated by a really small half wall and her parent is just looking at me. <\/p>\n

Not knowing whether I understood her, she starts “well. It looks like this<\/em> man didn’t really make the best choice, did he.”<\/p>\n

I just look at her and say “I know. It’s a phenomenal<\/em> achievement I’ve made it out of my house and to the airport without spousal support. I’m think I’ll make it tho. Just gotta believe .”<\/p>\n

Yeah…. That’s me on the road ….<\/p>\n

And yes. This is also<\/em> the lady who does the whole “in America nothing’s free thing” on my Facebook page. <\/a><\/p>\n

0 for 2 lady. 0 for 2. Just let me enjoy my spaghetti wire in peace, far far safe from the wifely judgement…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This post was originally going to solely be based on one thing. Whenever I travel I don’t know…","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"csco_singular_sidebar":"","csco_page_header_type":"","csco_page_load_nextpost":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4179","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blog","7":"cs-entry"},"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4181,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179\/revisions\/4181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}