So Sabine is at PetSmart with me. She’s in front of a cage and a couple of kids are circling it talking
\nKids: “what animal is in here. I think it’s a bug”
\nA kid who’s taller than her. Prob 7 is says. “yeah. It’s a bug”
\nSabine: “I think it’s a spider. Actually it’s a tarantula”
\nKid: “no it’s not”
\nSabine: “yes it is.”<\/p>\n
Kid (with parent getting closer to him): “no. I think you’re lying. You’re a liar.”<\/p>\n
Sabine (deadpan as deadpan can be): “no. I’m reading<\/i> it. I’m a reader<\/b><\/i>. <\/p>\n
(I point to the sign where it says tarantula. And she proceeds to read about their habitat.)<\/p>\n
KId: “you can –read<\/i>– that?@<\/p>\n
Sabine: “you –can’t<\/i>– ?”<\/p>\n
The mom makes him apologize… But he’s not happy.<\/p>\n
Sabine better get REAL good at Kung fu. Soon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So Sabine is at PetSmart with me. She’s in front of a cage and a couple of kids…","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5568,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"csco_singular_sidebar":"","csco_page_header_type":"","csco_page_load_nextpost":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,19],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5569","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-blog","8":"category-family","9":"cs-entry"},"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5570,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5569\/revisions\/5570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aboutrc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}